Love With SuiMui of chakh De India...

Have you ever experienced the so called distance relationship? If you have then you would certainly know it’s painful but I bet my affair and the story is more aching than this so called distance relationship.

In second year of my graduation we’d changed our apartment and moved into a new one. Our (five bachelors) flat was on floor seventh. The society the area and everyone there was new for us. Among five the only person who I need to mention here is Louis.

Those days I was in a breakup mode.

Break up mode?

Arey wo hi wala jisme kuch accha nahi lagta aur uski yaad satati hai.

Samaj gaye na !!!

Cuz of some misunderstanding the connection between her and my heart was showing “attempt failed” error 404.

Then…

Fir Apni Basti Main Roopa aayiiiiiiiiiiiiiii….

On the fifth day I was in my balcony and I saw a leg coming out from the balcony of sixth floor. I curved myself to see whose leg is this? I failed in that though.

The clear picture was “someone was also standing in the balcony of sixth floor just one down to ours and her one leg (arey !!! najuk sa per tha that’s why I’m using this “her” over here)  could be visible from the seventh floor because of her standing position.

Seeing that my first reaction was “WOW” the owner of this leg must be too beautiful.

Are you smiling? You are na!!!

There is no need to laugh we boys are like this only. Wo kehte hai na

Dookan Dekh ke samaan ka andaja laga lete hai… Boys are like this.

I know some girls would also read this and would wonder about “what was unique in that leg?

Look!!! This is India. For us beauty is not just limited to color-completion and features. Some minor things also matters a lot in our life.

I still have the clear picture of that leg in my sights.

“A soft fair and clean leg (it was like the god had used his all creativity in manufacturing that leg) cooped in the chains of silver anklets and the upper portion wrapped in maroon legging was visible coming out and going in every now and then from the black railings of the balcony of sixth floor.     

That was one of most beautiful scenery I’ve ever seen.

I personally think that no matter how modern we become our real USP is our Desipana.

Watch shakira Britney or gaga thousands times though just one smile of Rekha or Madhuri is enough to make any man going crazy.

Soon everyone my all flat mates came to know that I’m in love again. Actually that was not love that was just affection though I don’t know what made them feel like I’m in love or whatever.

After two or three days one day I saw her completely I mean toe to head in the lift. She was very beautiful.

You know I’m still speechless and can’t describe her in any word.

But Aap samaj gaye na… chalo… where was I?

Yeah In lift. I was gaping at her continuously and I think that was the only reason she too had gazed at me.

Are you murmuring “love in the air”.

No, love was not in the air. It was in the lift. Even I prayed and offered 11 Rs. to the lord Ganesha to stop lift in between.

 I Remember very well I said...

  “Hey bhagwan please light band karwa do, lift kharab kar do,,kuch bhi karo,,main ladoo chadhahunga….”  

 But that day lord Ganesha was in a sleeping mode and didn’t pay any attention towards my offerings and the sixth floor came.

That evening same incident took place again in balcony and this time I sold myself to her.

Next evening I was in the market and Louis did something extra-ordinary.  

He wrote my no. on a paper chit and in the evening when she was standing in her balcony as her daily routine he threw that chat towards her.

And coincidently that chit directly crashed into her hands.

Around eleven in night I received a call from an unknown no.

I picked up the call my all friends gathered around me to listen her.

Hello!!! I said in a confident voice.

Helo!!! (A bizarre and typical Indian pronunciation came from the other side.)  

After this for next ten minutes my hello and her helo went on.

Next day again the same thing happened with me my love story was glued on this hello phase and I was thinking

Ye bol nahi sakti shayad, disable lagti hai… On the same time I was cursing Louis for putting me in this worst situation.

I’d been talking to my so called dream girl for two days and wouldn’t talk anything further than this Hello.

Finally on third day I decided to ask about her to the watch man.

Do you anything about the people who live on the sixth floor? (I asked him worryingly)

Yeah they are from west bengal and have business here in Ahmedabad. (He replied in no time.)

And who is that girl who lives with them. (Actually I had no balls to ask this question though gathering all my courage I asked him

after all Pyar ka mamla tha…)

She is their sister-in-law came from orrisa to spend her winter vacations. (He replied)

Finally I got to know something about her and that night giving my five or six hours and in her tooti footi hindi English I got to know these things.

Call Started at ten in night.

“I” Your name….

‘She” HO…

“I” Aapka naam…

“She”  HO…

Arey what’s Your good name…

“She” HO…

Finally using my all brain cells in two hours I got to know her name “Anamika”

OK… then…

Do you still think after this I got to know anything further about her?

Jab naam poochne main do ghante lage to ….

Soon my unique love story had spread in college like a wild fire. Everyone including my faculty members was laughing on me and I was like….

“HO”

I remember we used to talk in the most bizarre style. On the phone I used to speak for hours and in reply only “HO” used to come.

Actually she was born in Bangal and just after her birth they moved to orrisa. She never went to any English school so English was not at all her cup of tea. She knew only two languages orriya and Bengali. And I only hindi and englsih.

But the most important lesson what I learnt from this affair is that love really needs no words. Love has no boundaries. It’s the most pious feeling and everyone has to love the way his partner is.

After eight months I was in Udaipur for my industrial training. One day to excess some important numbers I inserted my previous Gujarat sim. The moment I switched on my cell the very moment I received a call. I was wondering how it is possible that you would insert any sim after eight months and you receive any call just after two minutes.

Hearing my hello a shaken voice came. I could feel her heavy throat. She was talking fluent Hindi and that day I got to know that how much she loves me. Just for me she’d joined Hindi classes and learnt Hindi in just eight months. When she had no other way to express herself I used to talk too much to her and that day when she talking to me with the flood of emotions I was speechless.

Today I don’t know where she is. Is she OK or not? Every night before going to sleep I wish her a happy life.

IS Dharti Se Us Amber Tak Do hi Cheez Gazab Ki Hai”

Ak To Tera Bholapan Hai !!! Ak Mera Diwanapan”

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Who Writes Quotes and Saying?

I often wonder that who writes quotes and sayings and the reason behind my wonder precisely is that in this fast running world who are those lucky people who got time to give Gyan to others.

Arey bhai!!! "Yahan to khud ka hosh nahi dusro ko Gyan de to de kaise".

Though. In this facebook and twitter era we got so many around us who are doing this job pretty well.

Well I don’t want to waste your time as well as mine so let’s come to the point straight away.

I see this above written quote everyday on facebook. Sometimes girls with broken heart or sometimes boys with broken dreams post this on their wall on facebook.

Reading this I wonder about three things.

(1)   What he does when no rain.

(2)   Doesn’t he have a personal room where he can cry without caching by other eyes?

(3)    And most importantly why does he cry?

Ok Now read this one. 

On this I have just one thing to say “

Arey DADA! If you really love her or love him whatever it is, then why you need to pretend that you don’t. Just go and tell her that you really love her so much.

It’s so simple. Isn’t it?

Reading this I was literally laughing.

Look! You know Na! In what context someone would have written this.

 Obviously in the context of love

If she is breaking up with you then why would she prefer someone like you again in future? Obviously she would search someone exactly opposite of you.

Ak Galti Koi bar bar thodi karta hai.

And in the typical style of Mr. Bhide of “Tarak Mehta ka ulta chasma”

Hamare zamane main…

Love was something different. In that period, people like us who have no work other than to criticize good things used to seem speechless in front of pure and pious love.

Wait I got one proof. Read this one and if you have balls then please do try to criticize this.

Reading this I was speechless.

Rab Rakhha !!!

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मैं लादेन मेरी जीएफ अमेरिका सी !!!

मैं अल-कायदा सा जब दहाड़ता हूँ |

वो अमेरिका बन जाती है ||

मैं फरार होने की कोशिश करता हूँ |

वो पीछे ही पड़ जाती है ||

मैं प्लेन सी तेजी लिए जब उसके घर में घुसता हूँ |

वो उलटे पावं मुझे भगाती है ||

मैं उसकी आँखों में झांकता हूँ |

वो दफा हो कह कर सो जाती है ||

मैं सीधा सा लादेन मेरे गावं का |

वो सूटेड बूटेड बुश सा रोब जमाती है ||

मैं एक एके-47 दिखाता हूँ |

वो मुझ पर टेंक ले के चढ जाती है |

मैं ब-मुश्किल एक तेल का कुंवा बचाता हूँ |

वो दूसरे में बत्ती लगा जाती है ||

मैं एक वीडियो जारी करता हूँ |

वो 3 घंटे की पूरी मूवी दिखाती है ||

मैं बचने के लिए जाऊँ तोरा-बोरा या सिंध |

वो मेरे पीछे हर पल नजरों के जासूस दोडाती है ||

मैं रखू एक ओर देसी GF एक्स्ट्रा |

वो उसी वक्त किसी फिरंगी को पटाती है ||

मिग से नैन उसके, शब्दों से गोलियां चलाती है |

लबों की लिपस्टिक मुझे केमिकल वेपन की याद दिलाती है ||

मैं बनूँ लादेन दुनिया चाहे डरे मुझसे |

              अमरीका सी GF के सामने मेरी भी बत्ती गुल हो जाती है ||

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This is for You !!!

Yesterday it was raining heavily, drenching toe to head she came just to meet me after all weather was in our favor. My silly gf, if you want to know ‘why am I calling her silly’? You should read ‘You know, Aaj duggu kho gaya tha” post.

Well, leave it for now, I was telling you yesterday’s happenings. Seeing her filled with enthusiastic romance I request her to sing something. She is very good in folk genre. After hundreds of requests at last she sang.

An old folk tale of Punjab and Rajasthan region was her choice. I am also a big fan of folk music so I cheerfully agreed. In that song a girl goes to fill her clay pail to some river or pond. Over there she requests her beloved to help her out in that. 

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So here I am writing the English translation of that typical folk number.

                                    Love itself is strange and its doings even stranger

Those who it pursues are left worthless

In this love, you can’t even say anything

You can neither shout nor can you stay quiet

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

Help me pick up the clay pail and place it on my head

I can’t lift it alone, my beloved

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

While I was feeling water in my clay pail my necklace fell off

I dedicate to you, this blossoming youth

Don’t waste it

Please don’t waste this blossoming youth

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

While I was feeling water in my clay pail

My pendant fell off from my forehead

In the book of my heart your name is written

Whichever page you turn to open

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

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मै इश्क हूँ !!!

मैं इश्क हूँ |

स्वयं निखरता हूँ | स्वयं संवरता हूँ |

जो अपना बना ले मुझे

मैं उस पर बरसता हूँ ||

मैं इश्क हूँ |

निगाहों में झलकता हूँ | लबों से छलकता हूँ |

जो तरसे मेरे लिए दिल से

मैं उस पर बरसता हूँ ||

मैं इश्क हूँ |

चाहे भी ना मिलु | बिन चाहे भी मिल जाऊँ |

कोई जो छिटके मुझसे दूर

मैं उसी के पीछे हो जाऊँ ||

मैं इश्क हूँ |

हया के गहनों से सझता हूँ | मासूमियत में बसता हूँ |

जो ओढे घूँघट लाज का

मैं उसकी हर अदा में बसता हूँ ||

जिसने की कोशिश मुझे पाने की मैं उसका कभी ना हुआ

जिसने कुछ ना किया मैं उसी का होके रह गया

भटको ना व्यर्थ मेरे लिए यहाँ वहाँ

वक़्त आने पर में स्वयं दूँगा दस्तक जहाँ तहां ||

मैं इश्क हूँ |

मैं सिर्फ तुम्हारा हूँ

अपना लो सच्चे दिल से मुझे

मैं ही इस समुन्द्र में तुम्हारा किनारा हूँ ||

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You Know...Aaj Duggu kho Gaya Tha !!!

You know… Aaj duggu kho gya tha !!!

Hearing the above written line I was shocked and was thinking ‘Duggu’ who is duggu? On the other side she was about to cry. Well!!! Her shaken voice were clearly made me think that now she would cry, now she would cry and finally she cried.

Before she would have said anything else or would have added any further comment in her report I'd cut the line down. Few minutes later I found myself pressing the self start button of my scooty in a half drenched condition (it’s been two days pious water of lord Indra drenching my mother land). But leave the weather condition of Udaipur cuz right now I’m not in a mood to write on nature today I’m in full swing to write my silly gf’s inanity.

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So where was I? Yeah scooty. So I was trying hard to start my scooty so that I could go out to find her so called lost duggu. In hurry I didn’t even bother about my cell and rushed out so I got no way to call her back and ask anything about duggu. I mean how he looks like or more is that a pet or a human.

I didn’t have any clue and launched a search operation of duggu. Drenching in heavy rain I measured five km, asked too many people including the paan wala, sabji wala and etc. etc. wala that have they seen any duggu roaming helplessly here and there.

Getting no answer I thought ‘I should better get back home’ so I came back and made her a call. After two or three rings she picked up the call.

Gudia Maine sab jagah dekha but koi answer nahi mila. (I searched everywhere but no one knows anything about duggu.

What? Searched. Have you gone mad or what? Before she would have said anything further I’d crossed her line saying “first tell me duggu mila ki nahi”.

And the long awaited answer came "Duggu to mil gaya na,, dadda ji usko bhool aaye the, wo police station main mil gaya". This time I felt that she is giggling.

Before this I had to think only about duggu but now a new character came into the picture “dadda ji”. I asked her. First tell me who is duggu and dadda ji?

Duggu akshra and naitik’s son. She replied taking a deep breath.

Again I was trapped in the same situation now two more new characters had come into the picture Akshra and naitik. I was thinking ‘now who the hell is akshra and naitik.This time I was about to cry or you can say I was about to jump down from my balcony though guessing my situation she replied.

"These are the frictional characters of a TV serial and duggu is a two years old baby". She said and started laughing. 

Two minutes later I was hanging up my raincoat and was smiling on the stupidity I had done recently. The way she informed me about duggu’s missing, I missed out the magic word in her sentence “tha”.

I’m sure that you are laughing on my stupidity so why not to talk about something serious. 

A countless number of children go missing every year. Every hour, 11 children go missing in the country. There are many categories in these missing children reports Kidnapped children, trafficked children, lost children and many more to write. 

Two days back I was talking to an American NGO worker (they were launching a new program on this very issue) and she told me the reality or the inside story of girl and child trafficking. Hearing her I was astonished and was thinking, ‘where do these children go? 

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And finally find out the answer, the final destinations of these children are brothels or forced labor mafia. If any child is lucky enough to not get into mafia’s hands then he could get the chance of beggary on traffic signals.

And here I’m not talking about Varanasi or kamatipura or gb road’s brothel here I’m talking about brothels of bangkok and pataya. The situation is really getting worse with each passing day.

Here we bother about coal scams; we have so much time to revise our useless reservation policies, we have time and mood to talk about everything but we don’t have time to make our policies efficient towards these major social issues.  

Every child is not as lucky as duggu. Every child’s parents are not like akshara and naitik. Every child doesn’t go in the hands of an honest man. I won’t write what we can do or what we should do Cuz everyone knows his responsibility.

Though I would say next time whenever you hear anything about any missing children please try to do something or at least raise your voice against child trafficking.

     A heavy rain or floods

Doesn’t have that much guts

To stop human efforts

If we come on our will

We can amalgam

The sky and earth  

If we come on our will

We can break stars

Standing on earth.

 If we come on our will

We can turn around

The flooding floods

Gudia you know after 50 years when I would be powerless and old even on that time if you would call me to inform something like this I would certainly standup and raise my voice against these anti-social elements.

A day will certainly come when no child will cry and no daughter will find herself cooped in brothels. A day will come when our united voice will certainly change this scenario.

And yeah on the stupidity I’d done.

Is ishq wich yaaro kuch kiya v ni janda.

Rola paya v ni janda.

Chup riya v ni janda.

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Where To Park ???

Udaipur got everything but parking space. And the title of this article is not actually a title it’s my girlfriend’s often ask question.

Every time when we plan for a long long bike ride or to go to a place where we get some privacy, she got panicked about “where to park her activa”? Here I am talking about that kind of scenes, my fingers in her hairs, and her head on my shoulder etc. etc.

If you are thinking that we have thousands of places in Udaipur where she can park, then I should clarify one thing in the beginning. Whenever I suggest her any place her next worry would be…

"Papa dekh lenge"

Hearing this I often buzz “is your father an anteryami”? But really my girlfriend’s father is an anteryami kind of person. I remember very well, one year back we were on the way of nandeshwer ji and what.

We were caught red handed. Her Dad didn’t say anything on that time but when she reached home she had to listen a big lesson on sanskars. Next day when I met her she told me that her father had seen her scooty parked near mallatalai circle and that very reason led him towards nandeshwar ji.  

But after that incident we both used our brain cells at their level best and find out some unique places to not face similar hitch again.

If you too have any girlfriend then I bet you also face this problem everyday. So here I am telling you our find outs’.

Make her park her scooty in any mall’s parking: - Now we got some awesome malls with huge parking area then why not to use that to hide out your girlfriend’s tiny scooty.

And if you say your gf’s family have much greater anteryami member than mine one. Then I must say “in any worst case if anyone sees her scooty then also she could make too many reasons to fool them around like I went inside for shopping, for movie or for anything with my friends.

Park in any residential complex’s parking: - I love these unvoiced darken basements. Most of the complexes in Udaipur have no security available so no one bother about whose vehicle is this or who parked over here kind of things. Especially it will provide least chance of getting caught. 

Park at any beauty parlor or in any crowded market area: - Well!!! I personally prefer this one often. Cuz by chance if her family noticed her vehicle then also she could make thousands of fake dialogs to convince them and make them believe that she was in market with her friends.

General hospital: - A place to make your girlfriend’s vehicle parked securely. Well!!! I am writing about this place only for those guys whom gf’s are too much insecure and always bother about thefts. If you find your gf murmuring often “nahin..yahan nahin” then this place is best for you.

Last but most wonderful: - You know I’d read somewhere that “Not everyone in this world has the fate to cherish the fullest form of love. Some are born, just to experience the abbreviations of it”.

Love blossoms, nurtures and transforms with belief. Without faith you can get everything but love. Love doesn’t mean that you love only your gf if you want to win her whole heart then you have to win her family’s heart too. And at the moment you get succeeded in that the very moment this post will become futile for you.

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Ten ways to impress your girlfriend

Well!!! Before you read my ten tips I got a very special trick to tell you. Generally what boys thinks that gifts are the best ways to keep your relationship ever lasting. But you know gifts are the only thing that creates the biggest blunders in any lovely relationship. 

If you often find yourself standing in front of her with a gift or you often find yourself selecting any gift for her then I bet you are in a big trouble. 

And the reason is you want her to be you only as long as she is in love with you. You know why? Because you want her to be with you only as long as she’s in love with you. If you create other incentives for being with you, chances are she’ll hang around. She could make a fool of you by cheating you into believing that she loves you) even if she’s not in love with you at some future point of time.

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So here are ten ways to impress your girlfriend without investing a single penny.

Listen to her: - You know, Girls are the most sensitive and emotional creatures. Their mind works like a butterfly. They spend their whole day just to think things which are senseless in our sense. No matter you have any interest or not just listen to her carefully and don’t forget to give your honest feedback.

Tell her those three words: - May be you don’t like repeating same line again and again but she definitely likes to hear that same line often. And she wants to hear this line in front of her friends. So whenever you get the chance to tell her these words don’t miss that. A simple and true “I love you” is thousand times better then any other thing.

Cook for her: - Whenever you get the chance to cook for her, don’t miss that opportunity.

It doesn’t matter that you know cooking or not just try to cook anything. Well!!! If you don’t even know A B C D of cooking then also start with some simple food items. Bread butter jam could be the best way round to start impressing your girlfriend by cooking.

Be nice to her family: - Most girls are really big on family. They really love and respect their family members. So never ever say anything wrong for her family. And by mistake you have said anything wrong then say sorry thousand times. And if you have entry in her house then don’t you forget to impress her family too.

Give her due attention: - If she is with you don’t you ever stare other girls not even in a naughty way.

Make her laugh: - The old saying is true. Girls do adore men with a sense of humor. If you really love her then you too will definitely want to see her laughing. So try it often and keep trying try even if you are not that good in this.

Compliment her on her looks: - It makes her feel feminine. A romantic relationship with a man is first of all a celebration of a girl’s femininity, which is pampered when you appreciate her beauty. But don’t fake it. Praise her looks only at those moments when she looks particularly attractive to you

Write her a letter: - Well!!! If you will ask me the best way in these ten ways I would certainly point out this one. Try to give words to your feelings. Write a letter to her every weekend even if you are next door neighbors.

Call her at random times: - Another way to impress your girlfriend is to call her during times that she would not normally expect you to call her. Call her in the morning just to tell her that you are thinking of her or call her at work just to let her know that you miss her.

Good manners really impress a woman: - Now you may think that the modern woman does not want the door opened for her because she is independent and so on - but this is not the case today as it wasn't yesterday. Women like good manners.

Some Final Words: -

Guy's if you are really serious about getting the girl of your dreams then you need to seriously work on solid techniques to achieve your goal. There are thousand other ways and to do things that you will certainly want to know so read this blog and do spread love.

Do you think I forgot to add some necessary points above, feel free to give your comments in comment section.

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