मैं लादेन मेरी जीएफ अमेरिका सी !!!

मैं अल-कायदा सा जब दहाड़ता हूँ |

वो अमेरिका बन जाती है ||

मैं फरार होने की कोशिश करता हूँ |

वो पीछे ही पड़ जाती है ||

मैं प्लेन सी तेजी लिए जब उसके घर में घुसता हूँ |

वो उलटे पावं मुझे भगाती है ||

मैं उसकी आँखों में झांकता हूँ |

वो दफा हो कह कर सो जाती है ||

मैं सीधा सा लादेन मेरे गावं का |

वो सूटेड बूटेड बुश सा रोब जमाती है ||

मैं एक एके-47 दिखाता हूँ |

वो मुझ पर टेंक ले के चढ जाती है |

मैं ब-मुश्किल एक तेल का कुंवा बचाता हूँ |

वो दूसरे में बत्ती लगा जाती है ||

मैं एक वीडियो जारी करता हूँ |

वो 3 घंटे की पूरी मूवी दिखाती है ||

मैं बचने के लिए जाऊँ तोरा-बोरा या सिंध |

वो मेरे पीछे हर पल नजरों के जासूस दोडाती है ||

मैं रखू एक ओर देसी GF एक्स्ट्रा |

वो उसी वक्त किसी फिरंगी को पटाती है ||

मिग से नैन उसके, शब्दों से गोलियां चलाती है |

लबों की लिपस्टिक मुझे केमिकल वेपन की याद दिलाती है ||

मैं बनूँ लादेन दुनिया चाहे डरे मुझसे |

              अमरीका सी GF के सामने मेरी भी बत्ती गुल हो जाती है ||

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क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती !!!

कोई दे दिल पे दस्तक तो भीतर आने दो उसे |

क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती ||

दो चार हो नजरें किसी से कहीं तो कह दो उसे |

क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती ||

कोई चीखे चिल्लाये व्यर्थ ही तुम पर पकड़ लो गिरेबा |

क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती ||

गिरे कोई बुढा बाबा राह में तो संभालो उसे |

क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती ||

तड़पे देश गर गलत हाथो में तो छीन लो उसे |

क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती ||

रखो आवाज बुलंद बाजुओ में जोर

हो जाओ देश के, मोड़ लो सभी को अपनी ओर

क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती ||

करो विरोध हर गलत चीज़ का, हो जाओ सही की ओर

क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती ||

ये शक्ति ये सामर्थ्य ये विधा ये मेधा

ये जिगर ये जोश ये समपर्ण ये करुना

ये आशिकी ये दिललगी ये हट ये उलझन

फिर नहीं दिखेगी

क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती ||

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This is for You !!!

Yesterday it was raining heavily, drenching toe to head she came just to meet me after all weather was in our favor. My silly gf, if you want to know ‘why am I calling her silly’? You should read ‘You know, Aaj duggu kho gaya tha” post.

Well, leave it for now, I was telling you yesterday’s happenings. Seeing her filled with enthusiastic romance I request her to sing something. She is very good in folk genre. After hundreds of requests at last she sang.

An old folk tale of Punjab and Rajasthan region was her choice. I am also a big fan of folk music so I cheerfully agreed. In that song a girl goes to fill her clay pail to some river or pond. Over there she requests her beloved to help her out in that. 

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So here I am writing the English translation of that typical folk number.

                                    Love itself is strange and its doings even stranger

Those who it pursues are left worthless

In this love, you can’t even say anything

You can neither shout nor can you stay quiet

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

Help me pick up the clay pail and place it on my head

I can’t lift it alone, my beloved

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

While I was feeling water in my clay pail my necklace fell off

I dedicate to you, this blossoming youth

Don’t waste it

Please don’t waste this blossoming youth

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

While I was feeling water in my clay pail

My pendant fell off from my forehead

In the book of my heart your name is written

Whichever page you turn to open

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

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मै इश्क हूँ !!!

मैं इश्क हूँ |

स्वयं निखरता हूँ | स्वयं संवरता हूँ |

जो अपना बना ले मुझे

मैं उस पर बरसता हूँ ||

मैं इश्क हूँ |

निगाहों में झलकता हूँ | लबों से छलकता हूँ |

जो तरसे मेरे लिए दिल से

मैं उस पर बरसता हूँ ||

मैं इश्क हूँ |

चाहे भी ना मिलु | बिन चाहे भी मिल जाऊँ |

कोई जो छिटके मुझसे दूर

मैं उसी के पीछे हो जाऊँ ||

मैं इश्क हूँ |

हया के गहनों से सझता हूँ | मासूमियत में बसता हूँ |

जो ओढे घूँघट लाज का

मैं उसकी हर अदा में बसता हूँ ||

जिसने की कोशिश मुझे पाने की मैं उसका कभी ना हुआ

जिसने कुछ ना किया मैं उसी का होके रह गया

भटको ना व्यर्थ मेरे लिए यहाँ वहाँ

वक़्त आने पर में स्वयं दूँगा दस्तक जहाँ तहां ||

मैं इश्क हूँ |

मैं सिर्फ तुम्हारा हूँ

अपना लो सच्चे दिल से मुझे

मैं ही इस समुन्द्र में तुम्हारा किनारा हूँ ||

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You Know...Aaj Duggu kho Gaya Tha !!!

You know… Aaj duggu kho gya tha !!!

Hearing the above written line I was shocked and was thinking ‘Duggu’ who is duggu? On the other side she was about to cry. Well!!! Her shaken voice were clearly made me think that now she would cry, now she would cry and finally she cried.

Before she would have said anything else or would have added any further comment in her report I'd cut the line down. Few minutes later I found myself pressing the self start button of my scooty in a half drenched condition (it’s been two days pious water of lord Indra drenching my mother land). But leave the weather condition of Udaipur cuz right now I’m not in a mood to write on nature today I’m in full swing to write my silly gf’s inanity.

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So where was I? Yeah scooty. So I was trying hard to start my scooty so that I could go out to find her so called lost duggu. In hurry I didn’t even bother about my cell and rushed out so I got no way to call her back and ask anything about duggu. I mean how he looks like or more is that a pet or a human.

I didn’t have any clue and launched a search operation of duggu. Drenching in heavy rain I measured five km, asked too many people including the paan wala, sabji wala and etc. etc. wala that have they seen any duggu roaming helplessly here and there.

Getting no answer I thought ‘I should better get back home’ so I came back and made her a call. After two or three rings she picked up the call.

Gudia Maine sab jagah dekha but koi answer nahi mila. (I searched everywhere but no one knows anything about duggu.

What? Searched. Have you gone mad or what? Before she would have said anything further I’d crossed her line saying “first tell me duggu mila ki nahi”.

And the long awaited answer came "Duggu to mil gaya na,, dadda ji usko bhool aaye the, wo police station main mil gaya". This time I felt that she is giggling.

Before this I had to think only about duggu but now a new character came into the picture “dadda ji”. I asked her. First tell me who is duggu and dadda ji?

Duggu akshra and naitik’s son. She replied taking a deep breath.

Again I was trapped in the same situation now two more new characters had come into the picture Akshra and naitik. I was thinking ‘now who the hell is akshra and naitik.This time I was about to cry or you can say I was about to jump down from my balcony though guessing my situation she replied.

"These are the frictional characters of a TV serial and duggu is a two years old baby". She said and started laughing. 

Two minutes later I was hanging up my raincoat and was smiling on the stupidity I had done recently. The way she informed me about duggu’s missing, I missed out the magic word in her sentence “tha”.

I’m sure that you are laughing on my stupidity so why not to talk about something serious. 

A countless number of children go missing every year. Every hour, 11 children go missing in the country. There are many categories in these missing children reports Kidnapped children, trafficked children, lost children and many more to write. 

Two days back I was talking to an American NGO worker (they were launching a new program on this very issue) and she told me the reality or the inside story of girl and child trafficking. Hearing her I was astonished and was thinking, ‘where do these children go? 

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And finally find out the answer, the final destinations of these children are brothels or forced labor mafia. If any child is lucky enough to not get into mafia’s hands then he could get the chance of beggary on traffic signals.

And here I’m not talking about Varanasi or kamatipura or gb road’s brothel here I’m talking about brothels of bangkok and pataya. The situation is really getting worse with each passing day.

Here we bother about coal scams; we have so much time to revise our useless reservation policies, we have time and mood to talk about everything but we don’t have time to make our policies efficient towards these major social issues.  

Every child is not as lucky as duggu. Every child’s parents are not like akshara and naitik. Every child doesn’t go in the hands of an honest man. I won’t write what we can do or what we should do Cuz everyone knows his responsibility.

Though I would say next time whenever you hear anything about any missing children please try to do something or at least raise your voice against child trafficking.

     A heavy rain or floods

Doesn’t have that much guts

To stop human efforts

If we come on our will

We can amalgam

The sky and earth  

If we come on our will

We can break stars

Standing on earth.

 If we come on our will

We can turn around

The flooding floods

Gudia you know after 50 years when I would be powerless and old even on that time if you would call me to inform something like this I would certainly standup and raise my voice against these anti-social elements.

A day will certainly come when no child will cry and no daughter will find herself cooped in brothels. A day will come when our united voice will certainly change this scenario.

And yeah on the stupidity I’d done.

Is ishq wich yaaro kuch kiya v ni janda.

Rola paya v ni janda.

Chup riya v ni janda.

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Where To Park ???

Udaipur got everything but parking space. And the title of this article is not actually a title it’s my girlfriend’s often ask question.

Every time when we plan for a long long bike ride or to go to a place where we get some privacy, she got panicked about “where to park her activa”? Here I am talking about that kind of scenes, my fingers in her hairs, and her head on my shoulder etc. etc.

If you are thinking that we have thousands of places in Udaipur where she can park, then I should clarify one thing in the beginning. Whenever I suggest her any place her next worry would be…

"Papa dekh lenge"

Hearing this I often buzz “is your father an anteryami”? But really my girlfriend’s father is an anteryami kind of person. I remember very well, one year back we were on the way of nandeshwer ji and what.

We were caught red handed. Her Dad didn’t say anything on that time but when she reached home she had to listen a big lesson on sanskars. Next day when I met her she told me that her father had seen her scooty parked near mallatalai circle and that very reason led him towards nandeshwar ji.  

But after that incident we both used our brain cells at their level best and find out some unique places to not face similar hitch again.

If you too have any girlfriend then I bet you also face this problem everyday. So here I am telling you our find outs’.

Make her park her scooty in any mall’s parking: - Now we got some awesome malls with huge parking area then why not to use that to hide out your girlfriend’s tiny scooty.

And if you say your gf’s family have much greater anteryami member than mine one. Then I must say “in any worst case if anyone sees her scooty then also she could make too many reasons to fool them around like I went inside for shopping, for movie or for anything with my friends.

Park in any residential complex’s parking: - I love these unvoiced darken basements. Most of the complexes in Udaipur have no security available so no one bother about whose vehicle is this or who parked over here kind of things. Especially it will provide least chance of getting caught. 

Park at any beauty parlor or in any crowded market area: - Well!!! I personally prefer this one often. Cuz by chance if her family noticed her vehicle then also she could make thousands of fake dialogs to convince them and make them believe that she was in market with her friends.

General hospital: - A place to make your girlfriend’s vehicle parked securely. Well!!! I am writing about this place only for those guys whom gf’s are too much insecure and always bother about thefts. If you find your gf murmuring often “nahin..yahan nahin” then this place is best for you.

Last but most wonderful: - You know I’d read somewhere that “Not everyone in this world has the fate to cherish the fullest form of love. Some are born, just to experience the abbreviations of it”.

Love blossoms, nurtures and transforms with belief. Without faith you can get everything but love. Love doesn’t mean that you love only your gf if you want to win her whole heart then you have to win her family’s heart too. And at the moment you get succeeded in that the very moment this post will become futile for you.

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Evil with no hands

One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star.
                                                                                                        

            Gilbert K. Chesterton

When Neil Armstrong reached on moon all gods were seeing this progress of humans. They all were pleased though there was a thing which was bothering them and the very reason behind their worry was “if mankind has reached moon, someday they could find the heaven too so where would we all go?” Groping their whole mind when they didn’t get any proper solution they decided to ask this to “lord of lords” lord Shiva.

They all went to lord Shiva and ask this question.

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“As you know humans has reached at moon and they are too near to get to know the hidden facts of the universe. We all are thinking that now someday they will find us too. Please tell us a place to live that humans can never find.”

Lord Shiva was listening this calmly and was smiling. Hearing them lord Shiva replied.

There is no need to worry about that because from the beginning we all have known that someday humans will make this so when we created this universe I created a place too where we all can live. That very place is secured by many gates and fences. If any human want to see us clearly he has to cross all those gates and fences.   

What place is that? (Lord Indra asked back, gaping at others)

 That place is inside ‘human heart’. Humans will try to find us in whole universe but they will never try to do so inside themselves.

Getting the answer of their problem all gods was pleased though they ask one more thing.

 So how could humans get us and what are those fences which humans have to cross to get us?

If any human want to get us, he will have to follow the way of truth and equality. When he will start moving on this path ahead he will face a giant evil and His name is ‘ego’.

One lord asks further that how could powerless human get the victory over this giant evil? It will be an unfair with humans?

Lord Shiva replied taking a deep breath “Every way is always named on the name of its destination. If one walks on this very way he will reach at the destination of truth and equality. The only way to get is to defeat this ego and the only way to get victory over this ego is ‘follow the way of truth and equality’.

Every human is same so if one lives in his ego and overlook the truth then he will never get us. And most importantly here ‘we or god’ means “The treasure of happiness and the treasure of prosperity”.

Now I have to go in my meditation again so will you please take a leave for now? Saying this lord Shiva closed his eyes and went into Samadhi.

All gods were too happy to get the proper solution of their greatest worry.

My takeaway is that the only way to get rid of this so called feeling of ego is that you have to unveil the curtain discrimination. We all are humans and we all are same. There is no difference between us.  The moment you realize this reality and treat everyone with equality and love at the very moment you get the victory over this evil of ego and takes a step ahead to get the god.

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