A
London return
son and his Indian father were quarreling on some issue. Walls under pink paint
and the wall of the house the honorable lady was in plain cotton Sari.
Have
you heard about jet lag? In ordinary jet lag man feels tired but in this particular
picture the jet lag was something different so its results.
This
jet lag was resulted in mouth ulcer. Son was really in a bad condition.
Suddenly
the father shouted “Beta Juban pe lagaam lagao”. Hearing this son was on cloud
nine. He thought No matter we are fighting but my father my lovely pa is this
much concern about me.
He
stood up hurriedly touched his father’s feet and took a leave from there. After
two minutes the colony witnessed the sound of honking.
The
son was driving too fast to reach at any medical store. His mouth was burning
though there were winters in his heart and his soul. Tears…
No!!!
No!!! Tears jyada ho jayega…hehe…
So
he was driving and finally stopped in front of a small medical store. He got
off the car, walked and in his tooti footi Hindi asked…
Aapke
pas lagaam hai. (Do you have lagaam?)
Pharmacist
was like me. He grinned and said “We have smile jell. Would it work?
Son
“No my father has told me to apply lagaam. Well it’s ok if you don’t have. I
will try on some other shop.
Now
the son was in his car again heading towards the next medical store.
He
tried on two other shops but not succeed. Outside the third pharmacy he was
cursing India.
Saying “Even in 21st century India don’t have medicines for
mouth ulcers. Is India
really shinning? Blah blah blah…
Getting
no other clue finally he decided to call his father back to ask about the
location where this lagaam jell can be found.
He
called his father but before he could speak anything his ex Indian girlfriend touched
his shoulder from backside. He cut the line down and started talking to her.
That
evening they had their dinner together. After six or seven meetings finally he proposed
her for marriage. Now they are married.
Today
is their 5th wedding anniversary and it’s been five years he didn’t face
any mouth problem. Every night before going to sleep he thanks his father for
the ultimate solution of all mouth problems.
India invented the ultimate
medicine of all man’s mouth problem before anyone. IF you too face this problem
please get marry with any Indian girl. Only they can put the lagaam on you.
My
dad never faced the problem of mouth ulcers. Do I need to tell you, why?
After
three or may be five years Ill
also apply to get one lagaam. IF you have any good lagaam supplier in your sight
please let me know.
