Showing posts with label Udaipur. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Udaipur. Show all posts

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

This is for You !!!


Yesterday it was raining heavily, drenching toe to head she came just to meet me after all weather was in our favor. My silly gf, if you want to know ‘why am I calling her silly’? You should read ‘You know, Aaj duggu kho gaya tha” post.


Well, leave it for now, I was telling you yesterday’s happenings. Seeing her filled with enthusiastic romance I request her to sing something. She is very good in folk genre. After hundreds of requests at last she sang.

An old folk tale of Punjab and Rajasthan region was her choice. I am also a big fan of folk music so I cheerfully agreed. In that song a girl goes to fill her clay pail to some river or pond. Over there she requests her beloved to help her out in that. 

                                                                         (Image courtesy-Google)
So here I am writing the English translation of that typical folk number.


                                    Love itself is strange and its doings even stranger
Those who it pursues are left worthless
In this love, you can’t even say anything
You can neither shout nor can you stay quiet

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail
Help me pick up the clay pail and place it on my head
I can’t lift it alone, my beloved

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

While I was feeling water in my clay pail my necklace fell off
I dedicate to you, this blossoming youth
Don’t waste it
Please don’t waste this blossoming youth

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail

While I was feeling water in my clay pail
My pendant fell off from my forehead
In the book of my heart your name is written
Whichever page you turn to open

Oh! I whirl and I twirl as I fill water in this clay pail


Saturday, 8 September 2012

You Know...Aaj Duggu kho Gaya Tha !!!



You know… Aaj duggu kho gya tha !!!

Hearing the above written line I was shocked and was thinking ‘Duggu’ who is duggu? On the other side she was about to cry. Well!!! Her shaken voice were clearly made me think that now she would cry, now she would cry and finally she cried.
Before she would have said anything else or would have added any further comment in her report I'd cut the line down. Few minutes later I found myself pressing the self start button of my scooty in a half drenched condition (it’s been two days pious water of lord Indra drenching my mother land). But leave the weather condition of Udaipur cuz right now I’m not in a mood to write on nature today I’m in full swing to write my silly gf’s inanity.
                                                                                  (image courtesy Google)

So where was I? Yeah scooty. So I was trying hard to start my scooty so that I could go out to find her so called lost duggu. In hurry I didn’t even bother about my cell and rushed out so I got no way to call her back and ask anything about duggu. I mean how he looks like or more is that a pet or a human.

I didn’t have any clue and launched a search operation of duggu. Drenching in heavy rain I measured five km, asked too many people including the paan wala, sabji wala and etc. etc. wala that have they seen any duggu roaming helplessly here and there.

Getting no answer I thought ‘I should better get back home’ so I came back and made her a call. After two or three rings she picked up the call.

Gudia Maine sab jagah dekha but koi answer nahi mila. (I searched everywhere but no one knows anything about duggu.

What? Searched. Have you gone mad or what? Before she would have said anything further I’d crossed her line saying “first tell me duggu mila ki nahi”.

And the long awaited answer came "Duggu to mil gaya na,, dadda ji usko bhool aaye the, wo police station main mil gaya". This time I felt that she is giggling.

Before this I had to think only about duggu but now a new character came into the picture “dadda ji”. I asked her. First tell me who is duggu and dadda ji?


Duggu akshra and naitik’s son. She replied taking a deep breath.

Again I was trapped in the same situation now two more new characters had come into the picture Akshra and naitik. I was thinking ‘now who the hell is akshra and naitik.This time I was about to cry or you can say I was about to jump down from my balcony though guessing my situation she replied.

"These are the frictional characters of a TV serial and duggu is a two years old baby". She said and started laughing. 
Two minutes later I was hanging up my raincoat and was smiling on the stupidity I had done recently. The way she informed me about duggu’s missing, I missed out the magic word in her sentence “tha”.
I’m sure that you are laughing on my stupidity so why not to talk about something serious. 
A countless number of children go missing every year. Every hour, 11 children go missing in the country. There are many categories in these missing children reports Kidnapped children, trafficked children, lost children and many more to write. 
Two days back I was talking to an American NGO worker (they were launching a new program on this very issue) and she told me the reality or the inside story of girl and child trafficking. Hearing her I was astonished and was thinking, ‘where do these children go? 

                                                                             (image courtesy Google)
And finally find out the answer, the final destinations of these children are brothels or forced labor mafia. If any child is lucky enough to not get into mafia’s hands then he could get the chance of beggary on traffic signals.

And here I’m not talking about Varanasi or kamatipura or gb road’s brothel here I’m talking about brothels of bangkok and pataya. The situation is really getting worse with each passing day.

Here we bother about coal scams; we have so much time to revise our useless reservation policies, we have time and mood to talk about everything but we don’t have time to make our policies efficient towards these major social issues.  

Every child is not as lucky as duggu. Every child’s parents are not like akshara and naitik. Every child doesn’t go in the hands of an honest man. I won’t write what we can do or what we should do Cuz everyone knows his responsibility.

Though I would say next time whenever you hear anything about any missing children please try to do something or at least raise your voice against child trafficking.

     A heavy rain or floods
Doesn’t have that much guts
To stop human efforts

If we come on our will
We can amalgam
The sky and earth  

If we come on our will
We can break stars
Standing on earth.

 If we come on our will
We can turn around
The flooding floods


Gudia you know after 50 years when I would be powerless and old even on that time if you would call me to inform something like this I would certainly standup and raise my voice against these anti-social elements.

A day will certainly come when no child will cry and no daughter will find herself cooped in brothels. A day will come when our united voice will certainly change this scenario.

And yeah on the stupidity I’d done.

Is ishq wich yaaro kuch kiya v ni janda.
Rola paya v ni janda.
Chup riya v ni janda.


Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Where To Park ???



Udaipur got everything but parking space. And the title of this article is not actually a title it’s my girlfriend’s often ask question.

Every time when we plan for a long long bike ride or to go to a place where we get some privacy, she got panicked about “where to park her activa”? Here I am talking about that kind of scenes, my fingers in her hairs, and her head on my shoulder etc. etc.



If you are thinking that we have thousands of places in Udaipur where she can park, then I should clarify one thing in the beginning. Whenever I suggest her any place her next worry would be…

"Papa dekh lenge"

Hearing this I often buzz “is your father an anteryami”? But really my girlfriend’s father is an anteryami kind of person. I remember very well, one year back we were on the way of nandeshwer ji and what.

We were caught red handed. Her Dad didn’t say anything on that time but when she reached home she had to listen a big lesson on sanskars. Next day when I met her she told me that her father had seen her scooty parked near mallatalai circle and that very reason led him towards nandeshwar ji.  

But after that incident we both used our brain cells at their level best and find out some unique places to not face similar hitch again.

If you too have any girlfriend then I bet you also face this problem everyday. So here I am telling you our find outs’.

Make her park her scooty in any mall’s parking: - Now we got some awesome malls with huge parking area then why not to use that to hide out your girlfriend’s tiny scooty.
And if you say your gf’s family have much greater anteryami member than mine one. Then I must say “in any worst case if anyone sees her scooty then also she could make too many reasons to fool them around like I went inside for shopping, for movie or for anything with my friends.

Park in any residential complex’s parking: - I love these unvoiced darken basements. Most of the complexes in Udaipur have no security available so no one bother about whose vehicle is this or who parked over here kind of things. Especially it will provide least chance of getting caught. 

Park at any beauty parlor or in any crowded market area: - Well!!! I personally prefer this one often. Cuz by chance if her family noticed her vehicle then also she could make thousands of fake dialogs to convince them and make them believe that she was in market with her friends.

General hospital: - A place to make your girlfriend’s vehicle parked securely. Well!!! I am writing about this place only for those guys whom gf’s are too much insecure and always bother about thefts. If you find your gf murmuring often “nahin..yahan nahin” then this place is best for you.

Last but most wonderful: - You know I’d read somewhere that “Not everyone in this world has the fate to cherish the fullest form of love. Some are born, just to experience the abbreviations of it”.

Love blossoms, nurtures and transforms with belief. Without faith you can get everything but love. Love doesn’t mean that you love only your gf if you want to win her whole heart then you have to win her family’s heart too. And at the moment you get succeeded in that the very moment this post will become futile for you.