Who Writes Quotes and Saying?

I often wonder that who writes quotes and sayings and the reason behind my wonder precisely is that in this fast running world who are those lucky people who got time to give Gyan to others. Arey bhai!!! "Yahan to khud ka hosh nahi dusro ko Gyan de to de kaise". Though. In this facebook and twitter era we got so many around us who are doing this job pretty well. Well I don’t want to waste your time as well as mine so let’s come to...

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Munna Jara Sunna

Dear Me, Unfolding this letter you must be expecting first line something like “I Hope you are doing fine there and all that” and reading this you must be shocked that why I didn’t write those lovely words of care in the beginning. Don’t I care about you? Stop grinning. I hate the way you smile. Your front two teeth make you look like a rabbit.  Yeah!!! Now you look good. Hey buddy listen now as you’ve become older. At times you should behave like a man. And the reason behind the missing of those words is that I know that a person like...

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Both of me!!! Part-2

So! Where was I? Yeah!!! on Ravi bhai!!! Enjoying our makai and amrud (corn and Peru) we all started our bikes to move back. At Pharma bazaar ravi bhai again swtiched on the same channel and started talking about those girls and were saying “kab call karegi wo. karegi bhi ya nahi’ it was something like Patrkar popat lal of tarak Mehta ka ulta chasma. Meri shadi hogi bhi ya nahi,,hehe… He was on his bike and we all were standing near to him suddenly he saw something. “Wo ja rahi hai wo dono” Me and usman bhai gaped at the end of that...

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Both of Me !!!

Two days back I laughed a lot and today I want you to laugh too on the very thing on which I laughed. Before I come to the point I just want to know ‘have you seen "Hera-Feri” you must have and do remember our all time favorite character babu bhai again your answer would certainly be “Yes”. On Saturday afternoon we all “Jigri ( Partners for life, we drink together, we laugh together, we cry together, we live together and for sure one...

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O! Papad wale panga ne le !!!

I love daughters and I think that is the very reason we have so many in our family. Maurvi and honey these two lill angels are enough to make anyone’s life hell. I am telling you some of their most interesting talks and demands today. Main Gori Chori hu Gopala !!! Tune tirchi najariya se kyu mara !!!  Maurvi:-                                                                               ...

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मैं लादेन मेरी जीएफ अमेरिका सी !!!

मैं अल-कायदा सा जब दहाड़ता हूँ | वो अमेरिका बन जाती है || मैं फरार होने की कोशिश करता हूँ | वो पीछे ही पड़ जाती है || मैं प्लेन सी तेजी लिए जब उसके घर में घुसता हूँ | वो उलटे पावं मुझे भगाती है || मैं उसकी आँखों में झांकता हूँ | वो दफा हो कह कर सो जाती है || मैं सीधा सा लादेन मेरे गावं का | वो सूटेड बूटेड बुश सा रोब जमाती है || मैं एक एके-47 दिखाता हूँ | वो मुझ पर टेंक ले के चढ जाती है | मैं ब-मुश्किल एक तेल का कुंवा बचाता हूँ | वो दूसरे में बत्ती लगा जाती है || मैं एक वीडियो जारी करता हूँ | वो 3 घंटे की पूरी मूवी दिखाती...

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क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती !!!

कोई दे दिल पे दस्तक तो भीतर आने दो उसे | क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती || दो चार हो नजरें किसी से कहीं तो कह दो उसे | क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती || कोई चीखे चिल्लाये व्यर्थ ही तुम पर पकड़ लो गिरेबा | क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती || गिरे कोई बुढा बाबा राह में तो संभालो उसे | क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती || तड़पे देश गर गलत हाथो में तो छीन लो उसे | क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती || रखो आवाज बुलंद बाजुओ में जोर हो जाओ देश के, मोड़ लो सभी को अपनी ओर क्योंकी जवानी दुबारा नहीं मिलती || करो विरोध हर गलत...

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This is for You !!!

Yesterday it was raining heavily, drenching toe to head she came just to meet me after all weather was in our favor. My silly gf, if you want to know ‘why am I calling her silly’? You should read ‘You know, Aaj duggu kho gaya tha” post. Well, leave it for now, I was telling you yesterday’s happenings. Seeing her filled with enthusiastic romance I request her to sing something. She is very good in folk genre. After hundreds of requests at...

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मै इश्क हूँ !!!

मैं इश्क हूँ | स्वयं निखरता हूँ | स्वयं संवरता हूँ | जो अपना बना ले मुझे मैं उस पर बरसता हूँ || मैं इश्क हूँ | निगाहों में झलकता हूँ | लबों से छलकता हूँ | जो तरसे मेरे लिए दिल से मैं उस पर बरसता हूँ || मैं इश्क हूँ | चाहे भी ना मिलु | बिन चाहे भी मिल जाऊँ | कोई जो छिटके मुझसे दूर मैं उसी के पीछे हो जाऊँ || मैं इश्क हूँ | हया के गहनों से सझता हूँ | मासूमियत में बसता हूँ | जो ओढे घूँघट लाज का मैं उसकी हर अदा में...

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You Know...Aaj Duggu kho Gaya Tha !!!

You know… Aaj duggu kho gya tha !!! Hearing the above written line I was shocked and was thinking ‘Duggu’ who is duggu? On the other side she was about to cry. Well!!! Her shaken voice were clearly made me think that now she would cry, now she would cry and finally she cried. Before she would have said anything else or would have added any further comment in her report I'd cut the line down. Few minutes later I found myself pressing the...

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Where To Park ???

Udaipur got everything but parking space. And the title of this article is not actually a title it’s my girlfriend’s often ask question. Every time when we plan for a long long bike ride or to go to a place where we get some privacy, she got panicked about “where to park her activa”? Here I am talking about that kind of scenes, my fingers in her hairs, and her head on my shoulder etc. etc. If you are thinking that we have thousands...

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